"MY EGGY!!!!!"
"YOU did that!!!"
"BAD DORK!!!"
... a coward Dork, tail between the legs, ears down and the cat door in full escape view, looked rather scared at me and then the cat door again ... obviously very torn between obeying and RUNNING!!!
What had happened?
A full-frontal, vicious Dork attack had happened!
A repeat attack too.
The poor victim had been previously attacked by the Dork AND the late Mr. Willie (my little "Saint", may he rest in peace!).
Poor Eggy (DON'T ask me about the name, I DON'T KNOW??? Lulu came up with it and I can't understand why but ... he is Eggy) ... so anyways, poor Eggy has been with us for a good 6 years, I'd say.
He lives in a big, soft book and has brought the Ls many, many days of playful fun and received lots and lots of love in return.
Will had always thought of him as a dog toy and I had to constantly rescue the poor fella from sure "death by underbite".
But my Willie was old and slow and I was young and fast.
Now the tables have turned and I have a young and fast and VERY dumb Dork and I am ... well not so fast anymore (I guess).
These are the evidence pictures taken by the detective, earlier this morning, right after the attack had been detected/reported.
Evidence Item # 1
Severe trauma to the forehead and face.
Evidence Item # 2
Severe bite-wound to the left hand / arm.
Evidence item # 3
Partially severed right foot, several toes are missing.
Doctor Mama was immediately called to the crime scene to give first aid and perform CPR on the victim.
The forehead was sutured together on scene (the patient will have some permanent, facial disfiguration).
After the patient was transported to the operating room (kitchen table), the doctor attempted to save the hand.
Several skin (felt) transplants had to be performed.
The surgery was rather long and very risky.
The shock-paddles had to be in constant reach ...
"CLEAR!!!"
The operation proved to be successful and the doctor is hopeful that the patient will regain most of his hand motions (with a lot of physiotherapy of course).
A sketch artist was dispatched by the local police authorities to sketch a picture of the victim.
The artist refused to sketch the perpetrator due to personal issues "I don't like him anymore!".
Patient information was written on a white board to give the Intensive Care Team precise care instructions.
The intensive care room was well equipped with the most modern instruments.
The emergency gum-ball phone was set up in case the patient should need immediate help.
The patient was settled, comfortably in a luxurious, intensive care bed with 24/7 personal nurse care.
Here you can see the nurse feeding the patient his first meal after the hour long procedure.
An apple.
Here the very attentive nurse assists the patient with drinking water from a sippy cup.
The hospital staff feels very positive about the outcome of this procedure and is rather hopeful that the patient will fully recover.
The patient will retain some scarring and deformation but it should not hinder him from being played with for many, many more years.
The evil Dork has been banned from the Princess Room and has not received his daily dose of dried chicken treats.
He is currently held without the possibility of a walk and is forced to lay on the floor with only two pillows instead of two pillows and a Dora blanket.
He is also subject to full cat torture.
Mr. Eggy has filed for a restraining order against the Dork and I am sure the Judge will be agreeable, given the amount of evidence provided.
Should the criminal attempt to contact (shred) Mr. Eggy again he'll lose all of his bed and furniture privileges, will be downgraded to cheap dog food and be tied up on the cat scratch tree with a muzzle and soaked from head to paw in cat nip.
Case closed. Court Adjourned.
