The current School Threat Level has been lowered to from High = Orange to Elevated = Yellow.
Reports had come in that an individual was mean and yelling at the poor, innocent children during their lunch periods without any reason at all. We had made a picture (we thought maybe she needed a nice note to make her smile again) but according to our sources the individual was "even meaner" ...
Observations of questionable parents were made during drop-off and pick-up times and overheard conversations had raised the School Threat Level to High = Orange yesterday.
An immediate investigation was induced and a Special Agent was sent to the school sector and surroundings during recess today to assess the current situation immediately. This investigation was camouflaged as a leisurely lunch get-together between father and child.
Special Agent was ordered to report any suspicious items or activities to the motherly authority immediately. He was to communicate information of interest to the mother that do not meet her timeliness, specificity, or significance thresholds of warning signs, i.e. bad manners, inappropriate behavior or language.
The special assignment was to observe the "Mean Lunch Teacher".
This system is used to communicate with the motherly authority and family at-large through a threat-based, color-coded system so that protective measures can be implemented to reduce the likelihood or impact of an attack on Ls little personality and innocence. After accessing the situation Special Agent lowered the current threat level to yellow as of this afternoon.
The crime scene report entailed the following:
- class mates were well behaved and friendly
- class mates all spoke fluent english and communicated very well and in a kind manner
- "Mean Lunch Teacher" is not mean at all,
but has to assist 20+ five year olds with their lunch boxes and to ensure that all eat their lunch in the time
provided and make it back to class safely
- impressions of the facility and personal were "none threating", professional, safe and child centered
Next Step:
Back-to-School-Night tomorrow at the school sector to investigate further and resolve any remaining concerns and or questions.
The new Kindergartener has lost somewhat her credibility.
Her reports will from now on be looked at as complaints of a 5 year old who has never been to public school before and is still learning to adjust to the new rules and regulations given to her by the teacherly authorities at the school sector. More training in regards to her reporting abilities will have to be provided.
Motherly authority is to take serious medications to calm down her nerves, to start drinking significant amounts of alcohol to relax, let the kid be a kid and stop over-reacting and over protecting. According to Special Agent they do know what they are doing at this school sector.
Motherly authority now can resume her daily activities as a mama/chauffeur/cook/cleaning lady/laundry assistant/cook/personal assistant/dish cleaner and lunch maker and is to start entertaining her kids and the world with messy activities, sewing and home cooked tomato sauce via Necklac-Lee immediately. .
THANK GOD!!! These last few days have just been HELL!
The worst moment in my life as L's mom (besides sickness and boo-boos) was when I left her the first day after maternity leave at Day Care.
When I picked her up I found her in a swing on the floor right next to a table with a burning oil candle and 5 screaming toddlers racing by. The woman in charge said "I never took a shower today. I was at the gym all morning. My question of "WHO watched my baby?" was answered with "Oh my husband watched the kids"
"WHAT!!!The plumber???"
Needless to say she never went back there and I thought (until last week) that this was the most terrible moment ever.
But nothing can prepare you for Kindergarten! This is a whole new world with a whole new set of worries and concerns.
Day Care, Preschool ... if you don't like it, you just take them out, but school, thats different.
By last night I had decided to un-enroll her immediately and home school her until we had moved to a better school district.
It took Pat the whole night to talk me back into sense and to look at this more factual than emotional.
I am still on the fence and catch myself staring at L waiting for some demon to take over and change my sweet girl forever.
I did not expect to be so overprotective and worried as I have been in the last few days.
It's so hard to let go and watch your little one, with this huge school bag on her back, walk into that Kindergarten class room.
This may not be the best school in the area but for tonight we feel that it's a safe and o.k. place for her to spend four hours a day at. What comes next for us ... we'll have to wait and see.
If I'd be a fortune teller I'd say "I see moving boxes in our future!" but who knows ...
Next Step:
Back-to-School-Night tomorrow at the school sector to investigate further and resolve any remaining concerns and or questions.
The new Kindergartener has lost somewhat her credibility.
Her reports will from now on be looked at as complaints of a 5 year old who has never been to public school before and is still learning to adjust to the new rules and regulations given to her by the teacherly authorities at the school sector. More training in regards to her reporting abilities will have to be provided.
Motherly authority is to take serious medications to calm down her nerves, to start drinking significant amounts of alcohol to relax, let the kid be a kid and stop over-reacting and over protecting. According to Special Agent they do know what they are doing at this school sector.
Motherly authority now can resume her daily activities as a mama/chauffeur/cook/cleaning lady/laundry assistant/cook/personal assistant/dish cleaner and lunch maker and is to start entertaining her kids and the world with messy activities, sewing and home cooked tomato sauce via Necklac-Lee immediately. .
THANK GOD!!! These last few days have just been HELL!
The worst moment in my life as L's mom (besides sickness and boo-boos) was when I left her the first day after maternity leave at Day Care.
When I picked her up I found her in a swing on the floor right next to a table with a burning oil candle and 5 screaming toddlers racing by. The woman in charge said "I never took a shower today. I was at the gym all morning. My question of "WHO watched my baby?" was answered with "Oh my husband watched the kids"
"WHAT!!!The plumber???"
Needless to say she never went back there and I thought (until last week) that this was the most terrible moment ever.
But nothing can prepare you for Kindergarten! This is a whole new world with a whole new set of worries and concerns.
Day Care, Preschool ... if you don't like it, you just take them out, but school, thats different.
By last night I had decided to un-enroll her immediately and home school her until we had moved to a better school district.
It took Pat the whole night to talk me back into sense and to look at this more factual than emotional.
I am still on the fence and catch myself staring at L waiting for some demon to take over and change my sweet girl forever.
I did not expect to be so overprotective and worried as I have been in the last few days.
It's so hard to let go and watch your little one, with this huge school bag on her back, walk into that Kindergarten class room.
This may not be the best school in the area but for tonight we feel that it's a safe and o.k. place for her to spend four hours a day at. What comes next for us ... we'll have to wait and see.
If I'd be a fortune teller I'd say "I see moving boxes in our future!" but who knows ...
