Serious ISSUES!!!

That's what she has ... some VERY SERIOUS ISSUES.

While clearing a pathway through Lulu's room (I do that every night, in case of an emergency one should be able to walk from the door to the bed without having to jump over mountains of clothes and Barbies) L and I discovered this, hidden behind her huge pillow pet, which was stuffed on top of it all in her bookshelf.

OMG, can you believe this child???

Empty candy wrappers, piles of it.
MOST of them bellowing to L who hoards her candy for ???? ... better days I guess.

A WHOLE BOX of chocolate muffins.
A WHOLE BOX!!!!

More of Ls candy.
At this point I told her that it was her fault for not eating it fast enough.
It's first come first serve ... according to our littlest one.

????
Really?
I have been looking all over for them and thought we must have run out and was on my way to get new ones ... apparently Lulu wants to make sure she has a sufficient vitamin intake (thank God this stuff has child proof caps!!! otherwise she'd OD on it for sure!)

And even more candy.

This was too much for L and me.
We can't take it anymore.
All begging and pleading for Lulu to stay out of Ls room and away from candy is getting us nowhere.

L and I ordered trip wires and a motion detection alarm for her room on Amazon ... just now.
Within 48 hours Ls room will be decked out like a vault in a Swiss Bank.
An alarm will sound every time an "intruder" aka Lulu tries to enter Ls room, not just once but with the help of the infrared trip wires every, singe step she'll take, trying to get closer to Ls secret stash, another alarm will sound.
I bet the noise level in this house will go up 100 %!

I am thinking of doubling the order to protect my kitchen and pantry from these little klepto hands.

OMG, I think she has some SERIOUS issues, this little, super smart and very clever child of mine.
... or you could also say I AM HAVING SERIOUS ISSUES with this child of mine.

She is not even 5.
God help me ... in 3 years from now ?????
I can't even begin to imagine ....

HELP!!!!

... and she was such a cute baby!
It all must be because Pat said she looked like a troll when she was itty.
I knew this would come back to haunt us.
Good job husband ... see what you have done!!!!