His creativity knows no end. If you think you have seen it all ... stop right here because Master Chris will prove you wrong. He goes where no other guest blogger has ever gone, raises the bar and pushes the limit as far as possible. No fear, no boundaries, no limitations .... this is Chris pure and uncensored.
WARNING: This blog is Rated R . Viewers discretion required, viewers 16 and under must be accompanied by an adult. This blog may contain nudity, offensive language, drugs, sexual activity and etc.
About the Artist:
A great hockey player,devoted husband and father who works hard on creating a good balance between work and life, was born in the small town of Grand Prairie in Northern Alberta, far, far way from civilization.
This may be the first clue for his deep and dark artistic views. Many of us wonder how such a smart and good looking man could create such shocking art. Speculations where made that his inspirations came one night when his mom brushed his golden locks before bed time. Sticking his hair into his ear just to feel the utter pain/tickle when he pulled it out, while the hair was in-bedded into the earwax was just one of the first signs of his dark side.
His obsession with interior painting was developed at an early stage of his life while working at one of the finest interior painting salons in the world; Home Depot. Once he was introduced to their strict code of interior painting procedures his life took on another direction. Today he is known as one of the best kitchen painters and is asked by many to assist with difficult Tree House constructions. His art and creativity knows now end.
But some of us have seen him in a completly other light, dancing into the wee hours of the morning at some San Francisco rave party, sometimes disguised in a blond wig and high heels or as a pimp.
As a teenager he was known for his flirtatiousness with the girls but his heart had long belonged to his by now wife Judy. Hockey was and is his second love right after showering his wife with kindness, lovely gestures and cleaning the kitchen and bathroom.
He is a devoted father and spends time teaching his young and aspiring sproutlet everything from skating (OF COURSE) to cardboard carving, interior painting and issuing stink licenses.
So here it is, the first Necklac-Lee Guest Blog:
Chris Unplugged
Chris Marriott - "The Artist" A Self-Portrait, 2010
Chris Marriott - Black Sigg Bottle, 2010
Chris Marriott - Clear Water Bottle, 2010
Chris Marriott - Pure Nothing, 2010
Chris Marriott - Hairspray, 2010
Chris Marriott - Hairspray part II, 2010
Chris Marriott - Rockstar and Bandaid, 2010
Chris Marriott - Bottle, 2010
Chris Marriott - Bottle and Red Bull, 2010
Chris Marriott - Red Pencil, 2010
Chris Marriott - Almond Joy and Taco Bell, 2010
Chris Marriott - The artist's creative space, 2010
Chris Marriott - Deep Thoughts, 2010
Chris Marriott - Uncensored, 2010
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The Artist has studied wild bears for many years in their natural habitats and followed them throughout out their lives to record their activities. Bear reproduction is one of his fields of expertise. The Artist was kind enough to share the following study pictures with us. These pictures have not been published yet and are copyrighted by the artist .
Chris Marriott - Terms of Engagement, 2010
© Copyright United Nations Of Cris Program, 2010. All Rights Reserved
Chris Marriott - Love, 2010
© Copyright United Nations Of Cris Program, 2010. All Rights Reserved
Chris Marriott - The Process, 2010
Chris Marriott - Green, 2010
Chris Marriott - Miracle Grow, 2010
A great Thank You goes to the artist who has worked so hard on these pieces for this post. You are an inspiration for all of us. I can only imagine how much work, effort and inspiration it took to create these pieces. Just to think how much work you could have gotten done instead of playing with my camera ... impressive, very impressive. Ingenious Master Chris, you have proven your greatness once again.
Thanks Chris ... this should be a great laugh for all of us. You ROCK!!!! We shall review this post after a few Honey Moon ... :) Hugs and kisses to the Marriotts. We miss you!!!
OMG, you had me in tears. Looks like you got around your blogger's block. All the warnings and copyrights were very professional - nice touch. Also, that was a very interesting piece on "bear reproduction. You write with such passion that I can only assume that you are also a S.A.E "stuffed-animal erotica" enthusiast. Man, do we miss you guys. Have a few Sleeman Honey Brown and Cream Ales for the Marriotts. Love you.
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